Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters (2013)

I already made my review on the first Percy Jackson film, and simply put, I don't like it that much. And now, for completeness sake, I have gotten to this movie. This film was boring. It's not bad enough for me to hate it, but not good. Just boring. This was actually - to the best of my lazy memory - the first Percy Jackson film I saw. I had seen it when I was really young, but old enough to remember one thing: A bull breaking down a barrier and nothing more. I eventually mentioned this to my family, asking what this film was, but nobody could answer my question. But the fates that make the destinies of gods and men alike were on my side as far as Into Film is concerned.

It was so long ago that I watched this film, I might've been like 8? Or something when I watched it on the TV. I felt like I needed to see it again to pass judgement and to refresh my memory. But I found it dull enough I couldn't be bothered getting past the scene where this mockery of Percy, Grover, Annabeth and Percy's half brother Tyson, the Cyclops, stumbling their way out of this echo Camp Half Blood. Not to say it's bad, just dull. I mean, if you're going to be bad, at least be interesting.